Spring turtles and old age planning

The pond in it's overflowing spring glory of three time the usual size.

The pond in it’s overflowing spring glory of three time the usual size. Note tiny rock a third of the way in just in front of the fence.

 

DSCN1108

The mad happiness of spring on same tiny rock

 

 

This is the turtle’s favorite part of the pond and therefore mine. I cannot get past my love affair with turtles.  Do you know what turtles do? Absolutely nothing spectacular. They are slow (except in the water), shy, and unimpressed by humans. Despite a rather staggering record of survival success (they are some of the oldest reptiles – 220 million years and counting by some estimates) they are unphased by their accomplishments. One would be hard pressed to describe turtles as self confident. Were we to find a way to communicate it is almost certain we would find them somewhat withdrawn and anxiety ridden. And yet oddly confident too. Who else walks across the fields past cows, dogs and sheep whenever they feel like it with their only defense strategy being to curl up and wait it out if the dog is curious?  We’ve got metaphors for quiet people involving turtle body parts, yet to my knowledge not a single turtle has ever sought therapy in search of tools to help them leave their shell. They keep it handy and use as they see fit . . . dog boredom device, solar panel, party dress.

I’ve said this before. When my grandchildren are born I’ll still be saying it. When my great grandchildren come visit me and sit arguing in front of me about what it is I’m actually trying to say and if it proves my attachment or disassociation with reality, I’ll be on the patio pointing at a turtle.

They always get to where their going. It’s just not fast, I’ll say.

Does Grandma think it’s time to go?

Did she say fast? What if she’s going on a hunger strike or something?

That’s not what she said, another will say.

But that’s what she meant. I’m calling mom.

At this point I will take my cane and strike his/her mobile device to the ground, whereupon I will totter over to it. Unable to crush it with my bedroom slipper, I will content myself to sit down on it and refuse to move.

The more high strung among them will go to fetch a nurse and possibly a tranquilizer.

To any who remain, I’ll point again at the turtle, who by this time will be four feet away and almost to the top of a rock.

They always get where they’re going, I’ll say. It’s just not fast. One step at a time.

If anyone gets it, I’ll get up off the cell phone and totter into my room. I’ll get some of my wooden turtles off the shelf and give one to whoever’s there with instructions to put it out where they can see it.

One step at a time, I’ll say. They get to where they’re going.

14 Comments to Spring turtles and old age planning

  1. Chris Radford says:

    Love it! Another day started with a smile thanks to my very talented friend.

  2. Dee says:

    Hmm. Maybe I should get some bedroom slippers with harder soles to be able to crush those mobile devices. Getting down to sit on them (and get up again)might be difficult by then.

  3. Cindy Barr says:

    The other thing about the turtles is that they could be older than you! Be proud of those turtles, they are endangered and the fact that you have them in your pond is a testament to an undisturbed ecosystem.

  4. Erma Cann says:

    Love It! Reminds me the way God moves,not our speed,but He gets there .

  5. Carol says:

    Just what was needed for an afternoon smile.

    You have given me a great idea about cell phones
    Thanks

  6. Marilyn says:

    Love those turtles too,,, You know, they have to stick their necks out to get anywhere!!

  7. Dale says:

    Love it love itI laughed out loud picturing you sitting on the cell phone. I love the photo and that they get where they are going and slowly.I love ,love your writing And you live in a beautiful place! Thank you!!